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November 21, 2023

MUSHY GUSHY FEELINGS TIME:
FRIENDSGIVING EDITION

This week was an emotional high for Bonk House residents, due in large part to annual Friendsgiving celebrations that took place on Saturday, November 18, 2023. In the spirit of this holiday, Ms. Kriofsky sat down with us for a deep tell-all conversation about her love for her friends, and how grateful she is for the life she is living.

On the topic of friendship, Ms. Kriofsky would not shut the hell up about the family she’s made, “I’m incredibly thankful for my fans and supporters, namely Ben, Star, Faith, Vera, and Andrew. In a very literal sense, I would not be here if not for them, and they each hold a very dear place in my heart.” Ms. Kriofsky was tearing up at this point, and elected to share a few touching moments.

When you fall asleep in our chair with your head tucked into my neck, snoring like you just worked a 12 hour shift in the Frito Factory
Watching Scandal together at Apartment 202, listening to you shriek at the TV and eating the dinner you cooked
Getting way too drunk shotgunning cans of wine at the beach and throwing my keys away trying to sprint to our Uber
Every single Thirsty Thursday, bitching about everything under the sun. Being able to tell you anything, no matter how dumb, and knowing you’ll earnestly discuss
Staying up late (for me), sitting in the living room, laughing and arguing over insane hypotheticals
Having shroom Domino’s and marveling at snow in the 1503 parking lot, and then pissing Ben off by banging on the door of 207
This spread is a love letter to my friends who have become family, I love you all so fully and deeply. Thank you for being there for me, and for letting me be there for you.

You mean more to me than one edition of Bonk House Weekly could ever convey.

There are far too many perfect moments with each of you to include, so these are just some of my favorites.

May there be many, many more.

xoxo,
Brooke Kriofsky

MENTAL HEALTH CONQUERED: BONK IS HAPPY

Incredible news emerging from Bonk House this week; the most recent depressive episode seems to be waning, and Bonk House residents seem to be enjoying life again. Ms. Kriofsky shared some top-secret information with us, “Cleaning my house makes me feel good inside and hobbies are fun again.” Residents are unsure if those two things are related, and Ms. Kriofsky plans to continue research on this subject, and pledges to report back with any new findings.

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