February 18, 2025
Evil Beverage Container Conspires Against Local Chilly Woman
A horrible, evil, awful Thermos Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Coffee Travel Mug 25oz – Silver has recently begun denying Ms. Kriofsky’s access to her freshly brewed Twinings Pure Peppermint Herbal Tea by seemingly supergluing the interior vacuum lid to the lip of the container. Despite Ms. Kriofsky’s best efforts to unscrew the lid, she has been increasingly left with nothing but a bruise on her palm.
With temperatures in Minneapolis hovering around -13°F, and office temperatures reaching unknowable lows, constant sipping of a hot beverage is a requirement to surviving an 8-hour shift at the law factory. Unfortunately, without her daily liter of Twinings Pure Peppermint Herbal Tea, Ms. Kriofsky will likely not live through to the end of the week.
Hello Kitty Island Adventure: Anthropomorphic Doppelgänger???
Hello Kitty Island Adventure has established a strong foothold in the Bonk House in recent weeks, as it boasts the same coziness, menial tasks, and cutesy neighbors as Animal Crossing but packaged into an infinitely portable and accessible iOS app. Obsession has fully possessed Ms. Kriofsky, and she is now the ashamed owner of a handwritten spreadsheet detailing the best gifts to increase her friendship level with island residents and the materials necessary to craft said gifts.
One island resident, Retsuko, seems to bear slightly more than a passing resemblance to internationally rebuked Ms. Kriofsky. While Ms. Kriofsky is neither 25, nor a red panda, she is single, in need of a vacation, has a cute appearance, filled with rage, and a fan of metal (both the chemical element and the musical genre). Alas, this is where the similarities end as Retsuko is a fictional character living in a deserted island resort and Ms. Kriofsky is a real human person that has to pay taxes n shit.
One response to “BHW 02.18.2025”
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Fuck taxes n shit, legalize vacation
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