Bonk House Weekly

New Hat Alert

On Saturday morning, Ms. Kriofsky made history as she completed her Musselburgh hat just in time for the 2025 Pond Hockey National Championship. This project represents not only her first finished project of the year, but also her first completed knit project in nearly a decade as she last knit a cowl in October of 2016.

Her voyage with Musselburgh began on November 29, 2024 and required multiple restarts as she twisted and fumbled her way through using double pointed needles for the first time. Over the next 72 days, Ms. Kriofsky churned out a hat fit for an Editor-in-Chief made of an incredibly soft wool and cashmere blend.

Critics of bonkmade have proclaimed that technically, November through February is four months, and does it really take that long to make one single hat? To these big meanies, Ms. Kriofsky would like to point out that in reality it took just over two months, and yes it does take that long to make one single hat when you’re also a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kid(s) and never stops.

This hat will be on display to the public beginning right now immediately until the end of forever atop Ms. Kriofsky’s sweet, tender little noggin.

Heat-Seeking Donut

Following a torrential blizzard that dumped an unquantifiable amount of snow on Central Wisconsin, Miss Donut embarked on a new mission to become the warmest puppy east of the Mississippi. With the assistance of her Uncle Dave’s pyromania and her Ms. Mom’s diligent heating pad restarting, she quickly reached maximum coziness and she slept soundly through even the loudest of crinkly bags in the kitchen.

She could occasionally be roused from her toasty slumber in the name of peanut butter pretzel, or punching Bailey in the head. Winston and Bailey took refuge from Miss Donut’s youthful battery in the outside, as Miss Donut simply cannot compete with their double-coated, moon-boot-footed outdoorsmanship.