January 30, 2024
Stillwater Staycation* Spectacular!
Ms. Kriofsky’s last remaining Christmas gift came to fruition this weekend, as she swept her dearly beloved Ms. Faith away to the distant land of Stillwater, Minnesota for a Faithapalooza. Modeled after Craftapalooza (an invention of Ms. Mom) and the summer of 2021, the relaxing vibes were in top form, and Mses. Faith and Kriofsky once again found themselves basking in each other’s presence, while also enjoying some casual Scooby-Doo viewing and crochet projects.
Ms. Kriofsky took the opportunity to show off her incredibly limited knowledge of Stillwater, herding Ms. Faith to various book stores, an antique store, a yarn shop, and a tiki bar for a well deserved shark shot.
The weekend also held many surprises for the ladies, including the existence of World Championship Snow Sculpting, which apparently took place in Stillwater over the weekend of January 20, 2024. The duo was able to enjoy the slightly melted and misshapen artworks with the accompaniment of free ice cream. However, not all surprises during the weekend were quite as delightful, as Ms. Kriofsky discovered that one out of three bottles of wine she had purchased required a corkscrew, which she unfortunately did not pack, despite bringing four bags for the two day venture.
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I know it’s not technically a staycation, as we did both leave our respective houses, but 40 minutes is a short enough drive that it’s basically still Minneapolis. Please direct any complaints to 1-800-DONT-CARE.
Let The Boys Fight!
This past Thirsty Thursday, Mses. Kriofsky and Star made a visit to the Xcel Energy Center for a riveting hockey game. Your Minnesota Wild faced off against the Nashville Predators, and good golly, those large men were feeling feisty, with several fights breaking out over the course of the game, resulting in an all-out brawl as the final buzzer sounded.
Ultimately, the Wild were defeated, but Ms. Kriofsky and Ms. Star were winners, as they enjoyed the opportunity to yell at the men, encouraging them to beat the fuck out of each other, which they very happily obliged.
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8 responses to “BHW 01.30.2024”
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I’m excited for [REDACTED]!!!
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this is so [REDACTED]! I absolutely [REDACTED] it!
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Let the boys play that’s what I always says.
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i can’t believe no one told me that hockey was fun
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when do the boys kiss
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I am so worried
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honestly [redacted] has me feeling really [redacted] about [redacted]…
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I need to do some casual scooby-doo viewing
thoughts? feelings? worries?