Bonk House Weekly

Service Outage: Our Apologies

Earlier this week, we were notified that our beloved Bonk House Weekly had unfortunately gone offline. We would like to formally apologize for this outage, which lasted approximately 55 years. We know that BHW is important to you, and we’re awfully sorry that it’s been unavailable since 1970. We’ll try harder.

Gone Fishin’

The hit indie game Coral Island, developed by Stairway Games, has held the Bonk House captive in recent weeks. A nearly incomprehensible number of hours have been poured into the farm sim by Ms. Kriofsky, assisted by Miss Donut’s snores. Her progress through the game has been picking up steam lately as she has begun to make mad bank off artisan products.

Due to an increased need for resources to build artisan processing machines, Ms. Kriofsky has spent much time diving and has thus met a wealth of underwater denizens, including Mola. Mola appears to be a big fish with a water bottle tied to his head. This seems to be a fashion choice as the rope is tied in a cute little bow. Mola also does not appear to be especially bright, and Ms. Kriofsky wishes just a bit that Mola was a playable character. Let her forget where she was swimming from, and instead see how many bubbles she can make.

Tuesday Moodboard

I’m sleepy and thinking deeply about Chernobyl again. That’s all, see you next week.