November 7, 2023
ATTEMPTED MURDER: Donut Attacks Eeyore
Monday afternoon saw an uptick in violence in the Bonk House, as Donut “Miss Lady” Kriofsky viciously attacked new resident, Eeyore. Eeyore was rushed to the living room, and he underwent emergency surgery to repair facial lacerations and tail shredding. The surgery was successful, and Sir Eeyore the Brave has been knighted, tucked in, and is now making a steady recovery.
Reports indicate that Ms. Donut was charged with attempted murder, and was detained in jail for her crimes. We reached out to Ms. Donut for comment, and all we received back was a chewed email.
Completed Crochet Projects, Can It Be Done?
Rumors are stirring around the Bonk House that some crochet projects are progressing in a timely fashion. Beans, a current visitor in Bonklandia gave a shocking timeline for his newly minted cowboy hat: a mere hour and a half. We have not yet been able to confirm these reports, but this could shatter the Bonk House Economy should these accounts turn out to be true.
thoughts? feelings? worries?